You're So Ugly...

Remember the joke... "When you were a baby you were so ugly that your mom had to tie pork chops around you so that the dogs would play with you?" Well, I am kind of feeling like that right now.

With my almost healed, broken foot I have decided to rent a wheel chair when I go to Disneyland. It seems that if I walk around on it for more than a half an hour at a time, my foot swells up and I can hardly stand it. Therefore, I have looked up the prices of wheelchairs at Disneyland. I am seriously considering renting the electric one. Everyone has told me that if I am in a wheelchair, I won't have to wait in the huge long lines. It is kind of like a having a fast pass for most of the rides. A wheelchair can't go into the serpentine lines that Disneyland has so thoughtfully created.

So here is a different version to the joke previously mentioned.... I am such a loser that I have to rent a wheelchair at Disneyland so that the teenagers will hang out with me.

Because I will be considered a fast pass, I will have instant friends at Disneyland. When you go to Disneyland with a wheelchair, you and 6 of your friends or family can bypass the long line. On Friday I will be hanging out with Sarah D. and her friends. On Saturday, Sarah C. and her friends want me with them.

It's good to know that I am wanted and needed!