Life With A Bulldog

We have an English Bulldog named Millie. Her official name is Madame Millicent. Millie is kind of the queen of the house. She sits where she wants to sit, goes where she wants to go and thinks she can eat what she wants to eat.

Millie has just a few annoying habits. She begs in a few weird ways. She puts her huge head on the leg of the person she is begging from and acts like she is having a seizure. I am guilty of teaching her to "speak." When she was younger, she could almost bark, "I love you." Now she just barks. Over the last year, she has starting sneezing on the person she is begging from. That usually does not get her anything but thrown outside, I'm not sure why she keeps doing it.

She isn't much of a watch dog unless there is a stray dog on the loose. Whenever we have anyone over, she usually just licks them.

Due to her cute, short nose, she tends to have a lot of gas. The truth be told, she can clear a room in a matter of minutes.

Even though she sneezes, slobbers, passes gas, begs in annoying ways, we love our cute little Millie.