A Great New Recipe

I would like to share a great new recipe that I recently came across. This recipe is for pot roast. Joseph was very impressed with this recipe and kept asking me how I made it. I told him that it had to cook for a long time. He seemed satisfied with that answer. It really only cooked for eight minutes in my microwave. What is this wonderful recipe? Morton's Beef Pot Roast. I got it at Costco. It was a bit expensive, but hey, my family is worth it. This is one of those secret family recipes that should remain a secret from all of the family members who do not cook. This recipe ranks right up there with my baby back rib recipe.
I know that I'm not the only one who takes credit from Costco food. I recently went to a party where the hostess was said to be a gourmet chef. My finely tuned taste buds knew right away that I was eating food from Costco. After I asked a few questions about ingredients, I found out that I was indeed right. So, the next time you visit Costco and are in need of a quick, gourmet meal feel free to use my recipe.