My Broken Toe Stories

On Monday I accidentally broke my little toe. I really needed to come up with an interesting story because as I hobble around everyone asks what I did to my foot. I have come up with a few good "stories."

1. I was water skiing and my toe was caught by a huge fish... like the ones you see in River Monsters. I pulled and jerked my foot out of the shark/fish's mouth, but he had such a hold on my little toe that I had to hit the fish with a rock. Thank goodness, the fish didn't bite it off!

2. I was hammering nails into place and instead of using my fingers to hold the nails, I used my toes... I accidentally hit my toe with a hammer.

3. I was shopping during a really big sale---the crowds were huge and aggressive... I had my eye on a really cute jacket (you know how I feel about jackets) Some strange lady with high heels took the jacket that I was holding. As I took it back, she stepped on my toe with her stiletto heal. My blood curdling scream brought the attention of everyone around. The lady dropped the jacket but broke my toe. I was the lucky one, I got the cute jacket.

4. I had just finished mowing the lawn and my sandals were a little wet. I came into the house and as my foot slid out from under my shoe, my foot kept moving and hit the bar stool leg.

5. I was attacked by a really big, rabid dog. As I was running away, I tripped and broke my toe.

6. I was showing a group of kids how to do a dance using pvc pipe... As I was hopping in and out of the pipes, one of the girls messed up. She moved the pipes wrong and I landed on one the pipes..... Wait- that was my story last time!

7. During the local tournament at the Miracle Bowl Bowling Alley, I was bowling a perfect game. I got so excited that I dropped the bowling ball on my foot. Miraculously, even after hitting my foot, the ball went down the lane and hit all of the pins down. Another Strike!

8. I was hiking to Timpanogas Cave. I saw a huge mountain lion that was attacking a group of teenagers. I kicked the mountain lion in the mouth and broke my toe of his sharp teeth. The mountain lion ran away and the teenagers were too embarrassed to say thank you properly.

9. I was trying on toe rings at Wal-Mart and could not get the ring off of my little toe. After about an hour of pulling and tugging the store manager came, he got the ring off, but broke my toe in the process.

10. I was at Lagoon on a roller coaster. My toe was caught between the track and the car while I was suspended upside down. The good news is that I get free admission to Lagoon for the rest of the summer.

With so many good stores, it is hard to know which one to use!